TheScroogeReport investigates HateOn.orgy on charges of being intelligent and patriotic. The investigation begins with an excerpt from the internet-chatroom-success-story group’s “About Us” page.
This Week’s Top Scrooge – September 14, 2007
What is HateOn.orgy (MoveOn.org)?
The HateOn dysfunctional family of quasi-organizations brings real Americans (or Americans that love to really hate) back into the political process, i.e.; screaming in meetings of Congress, name calling to the nth degree, and general immature behavior. With over 3.3 million kool-aid drinking members across America – from carpenters to stay-at-home moms to business leaders (and from geeky bloggers to stay-on-the-couch dads to spoiled rich people) – we work together to realize the digressive promise of our country. HateOn is a “service” – a way for stressed-out but concerned global units to find their political voice in a system dominated by successful people and the Clinton News Network.
The HateOn family of disorganizations is made up of a couple of fragmented pieces. HateOn.orgy Civic Action, a 501(c)(4) nonprofit tax write off, formerly known just as LetsHateAllTogetherNow.orgy, primarily focuses on disinformation and screaming on important national issues. HateOn.orgy Political Action, a federal PAC, formerly known as HateOn PAC, misuses the internet to spam people across the country to fight important battles in Congress and help elect candidates who reflect our lack of values. Both organizations are entirely funded by individuals using money to spread filth.
Every clone has a voice in choosing the direction for both HateOn.orgy Political Action and HateOn.orgy Civic Action. Using our SpamForum software, you can propose priorities and strategeries. Both disorganizations also take the initiative to panic and organize quick action on other timely issues that our members care about such as defaming people and acting like we are still in high school.
What do you think of us? Are we OK with running a defammatory ad in the NY Times on an intelligent person, who is you know, a military man, God forbid?
Please send us your comments to HateOn@orgy.pluto
One other thing…we didn’t ask to be This Week’s Top Scrooge, but we are!
Note: All similarities to MoveOn.org’s About Us page is purely fabrication. If you ask us that question, it depends upon what is is.